This is what happens when The Vampiress gets bored in History:
Once upon a time there was a bunny. Not just any bunny, but a vampire bunny. The vampire bunny was completely white and very fluffy. He did not have fangs, only bunny teeth. One day he was hopping through the forest and he came across a butterfly that was lying on the ground. The butterflys wings were broken and the butterfly was dying. The bunny felt sorry for the poor little butterfly so he bit the butterfly. Now there is a vampire butterfly. Her name is Maddy. She loves to sing Opera and if she sings loud enough she can make things shatter into a million pieces.She didnt want to suck blood so she decided to drink from flowers. This is how butterflies started drinking nectar. She was fluttering along when she found the most beautiful flower. She landed on the flower and started to drink the sweet nectar. Once she was satisfied, she flew away and lived the rest of her happy existence on a remote mountain with the vampire bunny. The flower died but venom remained in the ground. Eventually, flowers grew from this ground. One day, many years later, a little girl was playing outside her home. She was picking flowers and brought a bouquet to her mother. Her mother put the flowers in their hut where they ate. When her father came home with a deer he had caught they had venison. One of the flowers fell onto the little girls food and she accidentally ate it. Two minutes later the girl started writhing and screaming that it burned. The medicine woman came by and couldnt figure out what was wrong with her. When her heart slowed the medicine woman said she was to die and some villagers helped by digging a hole in which to bury the girl. When her heartbeat became undetectable, they buried her in the hole. About a minute later she opened her eyes as the first human vampire. She found herself buried and started screaming, but no one heard her. She eventually realized she didnt have to breathe. She unburied herself in a matter of seconds. As soon as she got near the village she was seized by bloodlust she ran into the village and bit the nearest person sucking them dry. She attacked two more people, but before sucking the third dry she became full. His name was Marcus, Marcus Volturi.
lol... that solves one mystery. But how was the bunny turned into a vampire... these are the things i ponder in life... That says a lot
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The vampiress- Jane is watching you *Jane uses power* me- *jumping up and down with joy* Yay!!! Yay!!! Jane- doesn't this hurt??? me- oh u have no idea... but it means that Edward is real Jane- freak
The world may never know... Then again OMC! I actually got you to think... Not all my stories are this random I just got bored in history and I typed the first thing that came into my head. And then of course I had to put something about vampires in there, it wouldn't be a story without one. The whole Marcus Volturi thing was kinda spur of the moment though...
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The vampiress- Jane is watching you *Jane uses power* me- *jumping up and down with joy* Yay!!! Yay!!! Jane- doesn't this hurt??? me- oh u have no idea... but it means that Edward is real Jane- freak
HA! that's mean... You're not nice... My mommy says not to talk to mean people... and strangers... That means i'm breaking TWO rules... You are a bad influence....
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The vampiress- Jane is watching you *Jane uses power* me- *jumping up and down with joy* Yay!!! Yay!!! Jane- doesn't this hurt??? me- oh u have no idea... but it means that Edward is real Jane- freak
Ok.... i don't know her people... I just see her everyday and talk to her...*shifty eyes*
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The vampiress- Jane is watching you *Jane uses power* me- *jumping up and down with joy* Yay!!! Yay!!! Jane- doesn't this hurt??? me- oh u have no idea... but it means that Edward is real Jane- freak
The vampiress- Jane is watching you *Jane uses power* me- *jumping up and down with joy* Yay!!! Yay!!! Jane- doesn't this hurt??? me- oh u have no idea... but it means that Edward is real Jane- freak